Post by Pain on Sept 30, 2010 5:07:44 GMT -5
Brave Reader-
If you have found this manuscript it is already too late…
I would personally not touch it without gloves...There are after all, many lurid illustrations.
Perhaps some of you know me. I am the Lepus Demonicus. The Filthy Hellbunny. This tome contains the most dangerous knowledge amassed by any being in the history of our realm. Only the highest of the immortals know these terrible secrets, secrets which I am about to pass on to you.
Those of you who are already familiar with me will undoubtedly question my role as historian. Remember that the second you think ill of me I will know. I will also know what you do with the lurid pictures. You’ll go blind doing that. Also remember that I have a kick ass house. That should be enough. I keep telling people this but they just wont listen…
At any rate, This is the secret history of the house of Ghouls-
In the beginning Drazuk created the universe. This is where most scholars agree that things went hideously wrong.
The first creatures were the ghouls and the old ones. The old ones were real bastards. First of all they had no fathers, as they were terrible eternal darkness made manifest. Secondarily, they were very angry and mean, as they were terrible eternal darkness made manifest.
The ghouls weren’t too keen on the old ones. Nobody was. They ate your babies, they ate your favorite stuff. You’d just be riding your nightgaunt around and they’d eat the nightgaunt, then they’d eat the sword you tried to stab them with. They were even able to challenge the viciousness of the terrible prehistoric catbunnies who dwelled the deepest caves in the earth. Needless to say, the ghouls were eager to no longer have their babies eaten.
The wolfen, the other ancient race (more on them later) were also eager to be able to loot ghoul babies for their annual ghoul baby thanksgiving. ( a time of the year where they thanked their large feral gods for the abundance of highly delicious ghoul babies). The wolfen didn’t do much about this, they just really didn’t like it.
The ghouls, however, were demihumans of action. The ghouls developed the first magic spell in order to combat this menace. The first spell wasn’t all that great. Basically the ghouls were able to make drum noises. This was the incantation of telekinetic drum noises of the inner circle. Historians believe the name was the most intimidating aspect of the spell. If there’s one thing history shows, it’s that the evil menaces are mostly driven back to alternate nightmare realms through intimidating noises (See the routing of General Zanzen of the Empire’s first defeat by the drazukville marching corps…). This ousting of azahoth and the other old ones proved to be no exception. After the ghouls drove the terrible old ones out of their hometown they locked a gate behind them. apparently this was a very sturdy gate, given that it’s held for centuries and still stands to this day…
Chapter II
On The Sheepen, The Rabbiten, The Hoggen, and the other lost bestial races...
Originally posted by Vash
If you have found this manuscript it is already too late…
I would personally not touch it without gloves...There are after all, many lurid illustrations.
Perhaps some of you know me. I am the Lepus Demonicus. The Filthy Hellbunny. This tome contains the most dangerous knowledge amassed by any being in the history of our realm. Only the highest of the immortals know these terrible secrets, secrets which I am about to pass on to you.
Those of you who are already familiar with me will undoubtedly question my role as historian. Remember that the second you think ill of me I will know. I will also know what you do with the lurid pictures. You’ll go blind doing that. Also remember that I have a kick ass house. That should be enough. I keep telling people this but they just wont listen…
At any rate, This is the secret history of the house of Ghouls-
In the beginning Drazuk created the universe. This is where most scholars agree that things went hideously wrong.
The first creatures were the ghouls and the old ones. The old ones were real bastards. First of all they had no fathers, as they were terrible eternal darkness made manifest. Secondarily, they were very angry and mean, as they were terrible eternal darkness made manifest.
The ghouls weren’t too keen on the old ones. Nobody was. They ate your babies, they ate your favorite stuff. You’d just be riding your nightgaunt around and they’d eat the nightgaunt, then they’d eat the sword you tried to stab them with. They were even able to challenge the viciousness of the terrible prehistoric catbunnies who dwelled the deepest caves in the earth. Needless to say, the ghouls were eager to no longer have their babies eaten.
The wolfen, the other ancient race (more on them later) were also eager to be able to loot ghoul babies for their annual ghoul baby thanksgiving. ( a time of the year where they thanked their large feral gods for the abundance of highly delicious ghoul babies). The wolfen didn’t do much about this, they just really didn’t like it.
The ghouls, however, were demihumans of action. The ghouls developed the first magic spell in order to combat this menace. The first spell wasn’t all that great. Basically the ghouls were able to make drum noises. This was the incantation of telekinetic drum noises of the inner circle. Historians believe the name was the most intimidating aspect of the spell. If there’s one thing history shows, it’s that the evil menaces are mostly driven back to alternate nightmare realms through intimidating noises (See the routing of General Zanzen of the Empire’s first defeat by the drazukville marching corps…). This ousting of azahoth and the other old ones proved to be no exception. After the ghouls drove the terrible old ones out of their hometown they locked a gate behind them. apparently this was a very sturdy gate, given that it’s held for centuries and still stands to this day…
Chapter II
On The Sheepen, The Rabbiten, The Hoggen, and the other lost bestial races...
Originally posted by Vash
